Funny Christmas Wishes, Messages and Quotes



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Funny Christmas Wishes

Wishing you hit the jackpot for health, wealth, and happiness this holiday season and throughout the New Year 2019!

OMG! Christmas already? Wishing you a "train load" of good wishes.

Hope your Christmas is the "M" word (Merry)!!!
Merry Christmas and a happy New Year,
With all the best of food and beer!
Holidays are exhausting. Ho Ho! Keep calm and enjoy Christmas!

I hope your smiles will just be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!

I hope Santa fills our socks with cash money instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!

You are allowed to have an awesome Christmas as long as I have my presents waiting at my doorstep. Have a great time!

I wish for your holidays to be filled with many big smiles and big celebrations – but hopefully not big credit card bills!


For some, the best part of Christmas happens…. when it’s all over! Wishing you a stress-free Christmas season!


May you have plenty of mistletoe on hand this Christmas… and lots of good kisses too!

They say the best Christmas gifts come from the heart… but cash and gift cards do wonders too! Happy Holidays!


Christmas is not only for praying and praising But for drinking and messing around also, Merry Christmas!

Dearest God, this Christmas I planned on going green. So please get the point and send me lots of cash this Christmas. Thank you!

Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic, Merry Christmas!


Enjoy the lavish food and drink, your tropical holiday and all those wild parties this Christmas. Well, we can all dream at Christmas time!
Wishing you season's eatings and a bloody good New Year!

Hey you two over there,
It's the old, bearded guy and his silly reindeer!
We're here to bring you holiday cheer
And wishes for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Christmas is like job: you do all the work but fat guy in suit gets all the credit. Enjoy and be merry!

A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss is not a kiss unless it’s with tongues. So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tongue some exercise! Merry Christmas!

I don’t understand why people like to say “Mary Christmas.” Isn’t it Jesus’ birthday? We should say, “Jesus Christmas.”

I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!

Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!

I hope when Santa comes at midnight, he brings you wrapped in a box as my Christmas gift! That would make a perfect Christmas for me this year!

May your Christmas be spent in eating candies and cakes as long as you don’t forget brushing your teeth. Wishing you a Merry Xmas!


Sometimes I feel like I should leave my Christmas decorations up all year; it seems that by the time I take them down, it’s time to put them back up again

 I wonder how Santa celebrates Christmas day. After the late-night shift he pulls, I bet he stays in bed all day and does nothing. Sounds nice.

 It must be hard living in the North Pole like Santa Claus. I can’t imagine living in a place where there’s no pizza delivery! Hope your X-mas delivers some happiness!


Christmas is the only time of year when I buy nuts, and it’s the only time of year I feel like I may go nuts. May you keep your sanity this holiday season!


Happy holidays! May your egg nog contain enough rum to get you through the Christmas season!


As I child I loved the taste of fresh, white snow. After trying some yellow snow first, I found the white snow to be much, much better.


Christmas Wishes for Girlfriend


This year made me realize that you are the only woman I want to be with forever. Thank you for not leaving my side. Merry Christmas my love!

I just want to spend the magical moments of this beautiful Christmas Eve with you. I ask for nothing but your sweet presence in my life this magical season!

My life has meaning because you are in it. Without you, there is no hope and no colors in my life. Thank you for being with me throughout the year. Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas to the most amazing girl who taught me how to grow roses in my heart. This Christmas, may all your cherished dreams come true!

Wishing you nothing but all the best this magical season holds. Sending you love from the very core of soul as the Christmas merrymaking goes on!

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